Tim is partnered with Samantha for a class project. He scoffs at the idea because Samantha and her friends are weird and they get laughed at by other kids. However, when an attempt to straighten his hair goes terribly wrong, he begins to empathize with the people he once ridiculed. Sarah goes missing.
Gerald's life is a constant struggle between what he wants to express and the stuff that actually comes out of his mouth; everyone feels like an outsider at the Beach Disco; Scottie gets more than he bargained for when Pamela pressures him into taking a continuing education cooking class.
Steve, Todd, and Rick are all prime suspects in the masterful senior prank against Headmaster Salton-Plumley, but after their interrogations reveal seemingly air-tight alibis, another culprit surfaces.
Gerald takes on the responsibility of a Merry-Go-Round, but doesn't have enough time on his hands for both the Merry-Go-Round and his impressions. But he doesn't want to quit because that would upset Superintendant Fosco! Samantha gets more than she bargained for at the Winter Carnival.
Father Jacob delivers a colourful sermon. Rick must win the confidence of an attractive campus radical before she bombs the school's chemistry building as a protest against Jake's Ouiji club. St. Vincent himself pops in for a visit.
A talent show is hosted by famed Casey Kasem and held in the school gym. Paul and Jimmy both try to obtain Jess as a dance partner but neither wins the honor. Steve and Todd partner up for a charged Judo display. Tyler consoles a wounded friend.
Jess is forced to go to prom with Brian, her dad; they both get more than they bargained for. Gerald gets a bargain on some pills from Jake, and gets more than he bargained for. Bargain gets more than bargain bargained bargain.
Superintendant Fosco tells Ms. Boromose to make sure that Jake gets elected. Sally breaks Colleen's confidence and tells Brad that she saw Colleen and Niron kissing. Richie gets more than he bargained for during his campaign speech.
NOT A REAL EPISODE. WAITING FOR DELETION BY MODS.
The Beach Disco Swimming Extravaganza is soiled when a body washes up and everyone makes fun of Tyler. Headmaster Salton-Plumley cannot have his royal bath due to a water shortage, all resulting from Doc's working on the plumbing.
Tim gets more than he bargained for when he breaks into Dr. Park's office and discovers that the whole school got less than they bargained for.
Headmaster Salton-Plumley nibbles figs in Damascus. Father Jacob finds himself in 'sticky' situation. Brian attacks Mr. Park; Jake comes to his defence because you see Brian thinks Mr. Park and Sarah are an item but Brian has crush on Sarah, and Jess, but Jake likes Mr. Park, as a friend, and doesn't like Brian. St. Vincent himself dreams of punishing the wicked.